This Corona Covid19 clusterfuck is seriously cramping my style.
If you humans insist on mingling instead of keeping a good distance from each other, the contagion and lethality will continue to accelerate. This in turn means my free time is shrinking.
Normally, I have a nice, steady work load, what with average life spans, accidents, bad luck, war and murder. I can easily and efficiently keep up with ceasing human life and still have time to pursue my other interests.
Since you asked, I enjoy studying taphonomic phenomena, reviewing composting techniques and re-watching Ingmar Bergman’s The Seventh Seal.
Well, I don’t have time for any of that now because YOU all won’t stop spreading this plague.
Grim reaping is hard work. I need a break, as do all the healthcare providers.
#StaytheFHome