Humans, Give Me a Break!

This Corona Covid19 clusterfuck is seriously cramping my style.

If you humans insist on mingling instead of keeping a good distance from each other, the contagion and lethality will continue to accelerate. This in turn means my free time is shrinking.

Normally, I have a nice, steady work load, what with average life spans, accidents, bad luck, war and murder. I can easily and efficiently keep up with ceasing human life and still have time to pursue my other interests.

Since you asked, I enjoy studying taphonomic phenomena, reviewing composting techniques and re-watching Ingmar Bergman’s The Seventh Seal.

Well, I don’t have time for any of that now because YOU all won’t stop spreading this plague.

Grim reaping is hard work. I need a break, as do all the healthcare providers.

#StaytheFHome